* * * Mandatory Bullshit * * *

 + I swear a lot
 + I bitch...a lot (especially in my dead journal)
 + I post nekkie 3D pictures
 + I post naughty poetry and prose
 + I hate pretty much everything
 + If you're on my friends list, I'm a comment whore
 + Contains mature content - deal with it or get the fuck out
 + If you break my layout, I'll hunt you down and kick your ass
 + Learn how to use an <lj-cut> tag!
 +++++ MOST IMPORTANTLY: DO NOT STEAL +++++
   (this means graphics, icons, artwork, writing, poetry, etc)

If you *really* want to be friends, leave a message...BUUUUUUT you have to promise not to fill my friends pages with stupid quizzies, and really big pictures that aren't behind an <lj-cut> tag.

For those who don't know what the lj-cut tag is, copy and paste this before your long posts or really large images. Trust me, it saves ALL of us the trouble of broken layouts and long pages:

<lj-cut text="description">your long ass post</lj-cut>

I really like keeping my friends pages looking nice and readable. Not to mention I HATE having to scroll sideways to read shit because people haven't figured out how to use the <lj-cut> tags.

I warned you that I was a bitch and I like my stuff staying nice. If you can't handle that, then you don't need to be here.
                                                               End. Of. Story.

* * * the glass ain't half empty...it's fucking broke! * * *

I am an artist, and as such, I post my work in my journal to share with all you wonderful people who comment like it's going out of style. *ALL* work is © 1992-2004 serpentis/creative.chaos/k.penna, unless otherwise specified as not belonging to myself. DO NOT...let me repeat this...DO NOTsteal my artwork and claim it as your own. This is not limited to just my artwork but also includes: blinkies, icons, backgrounds, and journal layouts.randomvisions is my deadjournal community that was created for users to go for help with such things. Ask there, NOT in my personal journal. K? Thanks.

I don't think that's too much to ask, honestly. Obviously, we all know I'm a highly talented graphic designer. I *DO* actually get paid for what I do, so taking time out of my schedule to make stuff for y'all is just me trying to be nice. Don't take advantage of that, I'm really not pleasant to be around when someone's pissed me off by stealing my shit or taking advantage of my generosity. DON'T DO IT. Not that hard, right? Right.

* * * your little princess is my dirty whore * * *

my all time favorite picture of myself

and i hide some more...

yes, i am the princess...sometimes...

back before i cut my bangs

Please do not copy, steal, borrow, or otherwise extract information from this user page or deadjournal layout. All images, layouts, icons, blinkies, html, etc has been created with the sole purpose of use with *MY* personal journal. If you like an idea that I've used in my user information or journal layout, feel free to leave a comment saying such. Please do not ask for journal layouts, user information layouts, icons, blinkies, html help, etc in my personal journal. This is MY place to rant, rave, bitch, complain, whine, moan, scream, acknowledge, praise, gloat, etc...about my own personal things. If you like what I have done and would like your own, PLEASE ask in my icon/layout community,randomvisions. It was created specifically for that purpose.

Please note that if you DO decide to steal, borrow, use without permission, or otherwise take graphics or artwork, layouts, html, or information, I will not hesitate to report you to dj abuse and throw your name all over deadjournal for being such a fucking lamer.

<3 chaos